Eli and Peyton show you how they get down to a slow jam called "Football on Your Phone". Let the surrealism begin!

Hard to believe these are two of the best quarterbacks in professional football right now.

This is waaaay more personality than I realized these guys had:

"This is your chance to have football on your phone and football in your pants..."

Did... Did they just rhyme "sitting on your throne" with "buttering your scone"?!

I need Rap Genius...

I just about lost it when Eli says, "Who cares? Dude's dead!"

Deep, Eli. Deep.

Want the GIFs?

http://pandawhale.com/post/25632/its-football-on-your-phone-gifs

Eli Manning DEAL WITH IT: http://pandawhale.com/post/30159/eli-manning-deal-with-it-gif

A year later, the Manning bros had the good sense to make another video.

http://pandawhale.com/post/48766/fantasy-football-fantasy-a-manning-brothers-music-video