A cat can make any mistake appear intentional. ~George Carlin
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Lolcats!
George Carlin once said:
Cats have another quality I find admirable: blamelessness.
When a cat makes a mistake, he doesn’t accept responsibility or show embarrassment. If he does something really stupid, like jumping onto a table and landing in four separate coffee cups, somehow he passes the whole thing off as routine.
A cat can make any mistake appear intentional.
Have you ever seen a cat race across the room and crash into a glass door? It doesn’t faze him at all. WHIZZ! SPLAT!! “I meant that! I actually meant that. That’s exactly what I was trying to do.”
The World needs a Cat Olympics, don't you think?