I met my wife in kindergarten. We got married senior year, and she has been the queen of my world ever since. ~Zach and Miri

Adam Rifkin
10:51 AM Aug 16 2013

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"Can I get a cup of coffee, black." "Can't you see we're talking, White."

Frank Amidi
10:53 AM Aug 16 2013

Adam Rifkin
4:00 PM Sep 17 2013

i like that his expression doesn't change at all

Mirea Orta de Zambrano
10:57 AM Aug 16 2013

Single men have shorter lifespans than married men, but married men are much more willing to die.

Happy Dog
10:59 AM Aug 16 2013