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"Poise: Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous."
Ron Swanson is THE Alpha Male.
If Ron was a bull, he would look like this -
You hang around. I'll go ahead.
Air freshener in the bathroom is nice! Now it smells like flowers...
New pet horse ... he's not allowed on the couch, though.
Kristen Bell, Ellen, and the power of the sloth.