Give a cat a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Or you can teach a cat to fish, and he'll sit in his boat.
Adam Rifkin stashed this in I should buy a boat.
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"Give a cat a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Light a cat on fire, and Imgur will hunt you down."