We all know and love Google's reverse image search. It helps us find the original sources of images from the web, and, even more importantly, helps us discover the names those anonymous hot chicks we find on Tumblr.

However, their reverse image search has some big problems determining which images are "visually similar." Seriously, sometimes the matchings are off-the-fucking-charts retarded.

Exhibit A: 3-up of what appears to be an aging pit bull terrier vs. smoking hot Brazilian model/artist Carol Seleme

Exhibit B: Pipe cleaner muscle man vs. some hot Asian chick in conservative underwear

Exhibit C: fit dark-skinned woman's torso vs. close-up of amateur R&B crooner's girly mug

Exhibit D: Nerdy Easter Sunday schoolgirl vs. barefoot public restroom turboslut

Exhibit E: Wuttup dawg!

Exhibit F: Porky football bro vs. vaguely Down syndrome-y anime spellcaster girl

Exhibit G: 8-out-of-10 Sears catalogue handbag model vs. Southern Baptist orca

Exhibit H: Nightmare on Aborigine Street vs. the wristwatch your ex-girlfriend who worked at Macy's gave you for Christmas one year

Exhibit I: Zooey Deschanel vs King Kong with a propeller hat and a hot dog

Exhibit J: Cute black girl vs. fucked up Japanese furry fetish sexual fantasy creature

Exhibit K: Perfect 10-out-of-10 vs. KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Exhibit L: "Welcome to the party!" vs. "Get lost, penis!"

Exhibit M: breasts vs. breastfeeder

Exhibit N: "Grilled Cheese, Nigga" vs... Dalai Lama?

Exhibit O: Curvy Nubian Sex Goddess vs. Demon Cat

Exhibit P: Booty Girl vs. Disturbed Youngster

Exhibit Q: Just in case the last example of "young boy looks like hot woman" wasn't enough

Exhibit R: Juicy Juice Kitten vs. bottle of lemon juice

Exhibit S: Insane booty vs. broken-down old dog

Exhibit T: dat ass

Exhibit U: FAIL

Exhibit V: Stunning vs. Stunnas

Exhibit W: Beautiful woman vs. homely young child with pigtails

Exhibit X: Fitness professional Alice Matos vs. what appears to be a broken bicycle

Exhibit Y: Not so much a fail, but this one is interesting because it matched the woman on the left to Eva Longoria. I think she actually looks more like Jessica Burciaga.

Exhibit Z: Thick shower babe vs. suspected killer Joseph Hunter

QED

MOAR FAIL!

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu perving on ultrahot Instagram girl Mia Valerio.

On another note, try typing whale tail into google image search to find pictures of whales. It won't work.

In fact, most of the English language is double-entendre'd in the Internet age.

I can tell they too heavily weight color, though actually some of those image similarities are sublime. Everything's connected.