Google "Visually Similar Images" Fail
Lucas Meadows stashed this in MY CRAZY STASH
We all know and love Google's reverse image search. It helps us find the original sources of images from the web, and, even more importantly, helps us discover the names those anonymous hot chicks we find on Tumblr.
However, their reverse image search has some big problems determining which images are "visually similar." Seriously, sometimes the matchings are off-the-fucking-charts retarded.
Exhibit A: 3-up of what appears to be an aging pit bull terrier vs. smoking hot Brazilian model/artist Carol Seleme
Exhibit B: Pipe cleaner muscle man vs. some hot Asian chick in conservative underwear
Exhibit C: fit dark-skinned woman's torso vs. close-up of amateur R&B crooner's girly mug
Exhibit D: Nerdy Easter Sunday schoolgirl vs. barefoot public restroom turboslut
Exhibit E: Wuttup dawg!
Exhibit F: Porky football bro vs. vaguely Down syndrome-y anime spellcaster girl
Exhibit G: 8-out-of-10 Sears catalogue handbag model vs. Southern Baptist orca
Exhibit H: Nightmare on Aborigine Street vs. the wristwatch your ex-girlfriend who worked at Macy's gave you for Christmas one year
Exhibit I: Zooey Deschanel vs King Kong with a propeller hat and a hot dog
Exhibit J: Cute black girl vs. fucked up Japanese furry fetish sexual fantasy creature
Exhibit K: Perfect 10-out-of-10 vs. KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Exhibit L: "Welcome to the party!" vs. "Get lost, penis!"
Exhibit M: breasts vs. breastfeeder
Exhibit N: "Grilled Cheese, Nigga" vs... Dalai Lama?
Exhibit O: Curvy Nubian Sex Goddess vs. Demon Cat
Exhibit P: Booty Girl vs. Disturbed Youngster
Exhibit Q: Just in case the last example of "young boy looks like hot woman" wasn't enough
Exhibit R: Juicy Juice Kitten vs. bottle of lemon juice
Exhibit S: Insane booty vs. broken-down old dog
Exhibit T: dat ass
Exhibit U: FAIL
Exhibit V: Stunning vs. Stunnas
Exhibit W: Beautiful woman vs. homely young child with pigtails
Exhibit X: Fitness professional Alice Matos vs. what appears to be a broken bicycle
Exhibit Y: Not so much a fail, but this one is interesting because it matched the woman on the left to Eva Longoria. I think she actually looks more like Jessica Burciaga.
Exhibit Z: Thick shower babe vs. suspected killer Joseph Hunter
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu perving on ultrahot Instagram girl Mia Valerio.
On another note, try typing whale tail into google image search to find pictures of whales. It won't work.
In fact, most of the English language is double-entendre'd in the Internet age.
I can tell they too heavily weight color, though actually some of those image similarities are sublime. Everything's connected.