Maple Bacon Jam.  Enough said.   (They couldn't leave the Cronut well enough alone, oh noooo ....)

Some things, you can't un-eat.

uneat...you should trademark that! uneat(tm).

On another note, at least it sounds like a supplier issue, which doesn't invalidate the concept.  A lot of drug companies don't have perfect transport temperature windows resulting in recalls.  Everything from birth control pills to pain relievers.  It's all fun and food  until somebody dies.....

That's not food. Cronuts are entertaining but they're not food. 

They fall under the category of food fad.

"Foodtertainment" ?