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I can't masturbate while running, OP.
I can't text on my phone as I walk, how the fuck am I gonna type comments?
I believe the original top comment last time was: "Calm down, Satan".
Or you could simply find some self control.
Dumb and Dumber
This year I did my own hair and makeup for prom; don't think I've ever been prouder of a look.
When I see a couple while single: Chop chop, madafaka!