Bo Burnham is brilliant.

Obama, could you pass some hope to the pope
I know a couple dude's who wanna elope
See the pope said, "nope" so the bros can't cope.
(the bros can grope but the bros can't cope)
They've been in love, they've been addicted
Who said they shouldn't? benedict did.

Found in this Reddit thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1mg60q/my_uncle_runs_an_applesauce_factory_and/cc90v8j