Prepare Your Inbox meme, gif
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/fit/'s pickup lines v1.3 :
For those who cannot access the image, or too lazy to circle their eyes or something:
- ay bby i put the STD in stud all i need is U
- want to be my ate? you'll get the D later
- ey gurl, is ur father retarded? cause ur special
- u a cemetary, girl? cos I'm dead inside and need to bury myself in u
- yo gurl, ever had yo belly button tickled from da inside?
- do you like fitness? how bout fitness dick in your mouth
- do you work at subway because you give me a footlong
- i would berry my dick so deep inside you whoever pulls me out would be crowned king arthur
- gurl that dress looks good on you. then again, so would i
- b-back that ass up
- how do u like ur eggs in the morning gurl? fertilized?
- ayo gurl, they call me snowstorm, cos i can give you a few inches and really inconvenience your evening
- is there a keg in your pants because i want to tap that ass
- ay gurl r u a beaver? cuz dam
- plz respond
- AYO GIRL LEMME CLAP DEM CHEEKS
- do you like tapes and cd's? cuz ima tape my dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts
- if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put the D in U
- girl, you been to ireland? because every time i see you my penis is dublin
- hey my dick just died... can i bury it in ur ass?
- are you an archaeologist? because ive got a very large bone for you to examine
- ayo babe, you from iraq? cuz i think you should baghdad ass up, gurrrl
- Ay girl you should see hot dogs cuz u already know how to make a weiner stand
- i want to cover you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado
- are you a chicken farmer? cuz you sure know how to raise a cock
- AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK
- are there 21 letters in the alphabet? oh right, i forgot u r a q t
- I'll give you my vitamin D if you give me your fish oil
- i'd rate u a 9/10 but it's lucky we met, cuz i'm the 1 u need
- wow, r u a parking ticket, cos u got fine written all over u
- you know your ABCs girl? cuz i'm about to give you the fourth letter of the alphabet
- yo girl, you got any irish in you? want some?
- damn, i wish you was my big toe, so i could bang you on my coffee table
- gurl u must be gasoline, cuz even tho u expensive i'd still pump u in my van
- Girl you must be Stage 3 Neurosyphillis because i can't get you out of my mind
- All you need to make a smile is a colon and a D :D
- do u have pet insurance? cuz i'm about to destroy ur pussy
- do you like dragons? cuz in 3 seconds ill be dragon my nuts across your face
- yo girl, you like Wendys? cos you gon love it Wendys nuts slap your face
- ay gurl u a carpenter? cuz i got some hardwood that needs sanding
- girl, i'd love to kiss just once on the lips then maybe i'd move up to your waist
- are you an antiquer? because i have some junk that hasn't been touched in years
Teenager pickup line humor.
I suppose those are preferable to this: http://pandawhale.com/post/28020/hot-dogs-girl-face-upvote-gif
There are lots of "prepare your inbox" gifs, too.
Katee Owen Abella Anderson:
Thank you matt01ss for making this gif:
Prepare your inbox.
High quality version of this gif:
Oh and another penis. Very mature guys:
High quality version of hot dog girl:
And then there's this hot dogs cat: