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/fit/'s pickup lines v1.3 : 

For those who cannot access the image, or too lazy to circle their eyes or something:

  1. ay bby i put the STD in stud all i need is U
  2. want to be my ate? you'll get the D later
  3. ey gurl, is ur father retarded? cause ur special
  4. u a cemetary, girl? cos I'm dead inside and need to bury myself in u
  5. yo gurl, ever had yo belly button tickled from da inside?
  6. do you like fitness? how bout fitness dick in your mouth
  7. do you work at subway because you give me a footlong
  8. i would berry my dick so deep inside you whoever pulls me out would be crowned king arthur
  9. gurl that dress looks good on you. then again, so would i
  10. b-back that ass up
  11. how do u like ur eggs in the morning gurl? fertilized?
  12. ayo gurl, they call me snowstorm, cos i can give you a few inches and really inconvenience your evening
  13. is there a keg in your pants because i want to tap that ass
  14. ay gurl r u a beaver? cuz dam
  15. plz respond
  16. AYO GIRL LEMME CLAP DEM CHEEKS
  17. do you like tapes and cd's? cuz ima tape my dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts
  18. if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put the D in U
  19. girl, you been to ireland? because every time i see you my penis is dublin
  20. hey my dick just died... can i bury it in ur ass?
  21. are you an archaeologist? because ive got a very large bone for you to examine
  22. ayo babe, you from iraq? cuz i think you should baghdad ass up, gurrrl
  23. Ay girl you should see hot dogs cuz u already know how to make a weiner stand
  24. i want to cover you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado
  25. are you a chicken farmer? cuz you sure know how to raise a cock
  26. AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK
  27. are there 21 letters in the alphabet? oh right, i forgot u r a q t
  28. I'll give you my vitamin D if you give me your fish oil
  29. i'd rate u a 9/10 but it's lucky we met, cuz i'm the 1 u need
  30. wow, r u a parking ticket, cos u got fine written all over u
  31. you know your ABCs girl? cuz i'm about to give you the fourth letter of the alphabet
  32. yo girl, you got any irish in you? want some?
  33. damn, i wish you was my big toe, so i could bang you on my coffee table
  34. gurl u must be gasoline, cuz even tho u expensive i'd still pump u in my van
  35. Girl you must be Stage 3 Neurosyphillis because i can't get you out of my mind
  36. All you need to make a smile is a colon and a D :D
  37. do u have pet insurance? cuz i'm about to destroy ur pussy
  38. do you like dragons? cuz in 3 seconds ill be dragon my nuts across your face
  39. yo girl, you like Wendys? cos you gon love it Wendys nuts slap your face
  40. ay gurl u a carpenter? cuz i got some hardwood that needs sanding
  41. girl, i'd love to kiss just once on the lips then maybe i'd move up to your waist
  42. are you an antiquer? because i have some junk that hasn't been touched in years

Teenager pickup line humor.

I suppose those are preferable to this: http://pandawhale.com/post/28020/hot-dogs-girl-face-upvote-gif

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Literally lol.

There are lots of "prepare your inbox" gifs, too.

Example is Katee Owen Abella Anderson:

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Thank you matt01ss for making this gif:

http://www.reddit.com/r/matt01ss/comments/18v1e1/when_a_redditor_reveals_they_are_female/

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Imgur comments: http://imgur.com/NqY3WKT

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Thank you StickleyMan for making this gif.

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Such /r/shibe wow.

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