The other day, at some kind of social function, I broke out the phrase, "Looks like someone called a hot route," when referring to someone doing something a little bit unexpected. All the people I was standing with looked at me, and it was clear they were all thinking the same thing: "Awesome use of football terminology in everyday life. This guy obviously pays close attention when he watches Gruden's QB Camp."

When your friend is letting his or herself go a little bit:

"You look like you're going to Gonzaga."

Oh snap!