I once worked with a programmer who hung a sign on the back of his chair that said: "It would be done a lot sooner if you stopped interrupting me."

I once worked with a programmer who hung a sign on the back of his chair that said: "Go away or I will replace you with a tiny shell script."

By the way, the artist Jason Heeris also made a two-column A4 sized PDF version of the comic.

How many millions of lines of code some software has:

http://pandawhale.com/post/30541/million-lines-of-code-information-is-beautiful