I don't care about your trendy Cronuts and milkshakes with pies in them, but I can't resist a bialy, lobster Newburg, or gribenes.

Try finding a Nesselrode parfait.  

Had to look up "gribeness".  Interesting!  Gribeness is like kosher cracklings, the fried skin of a chicken or goose.  "Some Jews in Louisiana add gribenes to Jambalaya in place of non-Kosher shrimp."