I felt my heart sinking as I read the last bit, purely out of habit.

NO TWIST!? WHAT?!

this is the BEST green text i have ever read.

wow. i'm completely moved by this story; fiction or not it was phenomenal

No lyrics at the end?

Checked the end to make sure it wasn't BS, found it was true story.

OH THANK GOODNESS IT'S HAPPY, I got way too attached for a twist.

And now you know, if you're pretty and female, you'll never be homeless for long.

i wonder what this woman looks like

he clearly described her as eight tenths, whatever that means lol!

Subject to interpretation. :)

pulling comments again?