I love when the cat refers to his owners as "The Authorities".

Btw, I finally caught up with Liz and Geege from MAY:

http://pandawhale.com/post/20005/sad-cat-diary-youtube

http://pandawhale.com/post/20223/diary-of-a-sad-cat

It takes me a while but eventually I see EVERYTHING.

This is great, I think I have a whole new understanding, and I will adjust my care ;)

Adjust your care how?

And if you have dogs:

"It's not so much that I miss my testicles ...."

I will pet with 2 hands, only rub the belly 2 times, keep the food bowl full, and remove all high placed thumbtacks as not to have my poor cats confuse them with bugs, and waste endless hours stalking said bugs ;)