The Key to Miami Rapper Rick Ross's Heart Is Cheese
Joyce Park stashed this in Food
I put it in one of my songs: "She's thinking Philippe [restaurant] / I'm thinking Wingstop." I know she wants fancy wine and all that, but boy, I'll get you a nice lemonade to go with those lemon-pepper wings.
This reminds me of that episode from The Boondocks where Grandad insists that he can make any white man love him with cheese (because white people love cheese!):
He ain't gonna lie: He live that cheese.
He's also got an excellent strategy for airplane bathrooms.