"Did you know we eat an average of 7 spiders a year in our sleep?" "Babe, not everything you read on a Snapple cap is true."

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Adam Rifkin
4:31 PM Mar 12 2014

And it's EIGHT spiders, not seven:

http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/2094/is-a-writer-named-lisa-holst-responsible-for-the-belief-that-everyone-eats-eight

<p>And it's EIGHT spiders, not seven:</p> <p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/2094/is-a-writer-named-lisa-holst-responsible-for-the-belief-that-everyone-eats-eight">http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/2094/is-a-writer-named-lisa-holst-responsible-for-the-belief-that-everyone-eats-eight</a></p>

Adam Rifkin
4:31 PM Mar 12 2014