I . . . this . . . nightmare.

Mother of God.

At least there's an ocean between us and Australia.

When last I checked, spiders couldn't swim.

Thank goodness.

THANK GOODNESS! Their irony, our blessing: so many legs, no swimming coordination.

I'm watching the Olympics right now and extra legs definitely won't help with the swimmings. :)

I found something that might be useful.

Natural Spider Killer/Repellent:

Take one cup of vinegar, one cup of pepper, a teaspoon of oil and liquid soap. Put it into a spray bottle and spay along the outside of your door (outside door) and along windows refresh after it rains.

Source: http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/natural_spider_killer

I repeat: Mother of God.

:)

I still want to unsee this.