If you do this in an email, I hate you - The Oatmeal
*Unsubscribe* is the one that bothers me the most.
That what SPAM button if for:)
You have a spam button on your email?!
"Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail." Oh yeah? We'll please consider that I'm evidently way smarter then you, because the last time I printed an e-mail was... oh.. when was it? Never. Yeah, that's when it was. It was NEVER.