Stashed in: Are You Not Entertained?, Best of Imgur, Weaponry
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, all films:
Agent J - Noisy Cricket
Ellen Ripley - M41A Pulse Rifle
Alec Baldwin on 30 Rock: "We think your spending has gotten out of control."
A regular day in Scotland...
Problem with being a programmer: "Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6."
Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously.