I read Reddit enough to know that men are -- in their own minds anyway -- the more intelligent, resourceful, technical sex. Also a lot of them complain about how much sex they are NOT getting. So why is the delightfully named "Sex in a Can" the state of the art in male sex toys? This review is a classic of awkward informativeness!!!

This is the new hotness in male sex toys, the Autoblow2! Basically you stick your penis into a lubed rubber sleeve which is then... rolled with rollers at increasing speeds? Anyway, full review here:

http://www.salon.com/2014/07/15/i_made_my_husband_try_a_sex_robot/