Are you a typewriter corn eater, or a spiral corn eater? It matters because it's predictive of a basic division in mathematical reasoning.

I am an OCD corn eater.

Which got to be too much so I've stopped eating corn.

I take the corn off the cob with a chef's knife, and use it as an ingredient in succotash, con chowder, corn a glace blond, corn pancakes...

Ah, using tools is an advanced move! :)

I, too, circumcise the corn.