I'd like some petting, please.

I'll head butt if I have to.

Source:

that is one polite cat. mine just climb into my lap and shove their heads in my face.

Mine like to interrupt my leisure to "report a hungry":

http://pandawhale.com/convo/4593/i-interrupt-your-leisure-to-report-a-hungry

my cat does the same thing, only its a claw and "don't touch me"

So your cat does the opposite thing. :)