Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation:

Hey, if any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas, I have one.

I'd like my boss right here tonight.

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, low life, nake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

four-flushing is definitely the best one!

I had to look that one up!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=four+flushing

oh, that definition isn't as funny as the one i made up in my head!  i thought it was about flushing the toilet four times in a vain attempt to feign sickness or just to hog the bathroom!

Haha, that's a good guess and funnier than the actual meaning!

j0be made this a 70M gif / 3M gfycat :

Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation boss rant gfycat: http://gfycat.com/NeighboringSentimentalFrilledlizard

Reddit comments:

http://reddit.com/r/HighQualityGifs/comments/29a7tj/mrw_i_found_out_that_i_will_be_let_go_from_my/

a one-year membership to the "jelly of the month club."

Ha! Who among us wouldn't want new jelly every month?