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Weird Al Yankovic - First World Problems, Mission Statement, Lame Claim to Fame, and Word Crimes


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I had no idea the Pixies was one of Weird Al's favorite bands.

Lyrics:

My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower

When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour

I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two

Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu

Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen

I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine

Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!?

Don't they know how to text? OMG! I got

First world, first world problems (First world problems)

First world, first world problems (First world problems)

First world, first world problems

I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator

Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later

Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V

I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free

My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte

First world, first world problems (First world problems)

First world, first world problems (First world problems)

First world, first world problems

Can't remember which car I drove to the mall

My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal

The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching

My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen

Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon

Weird Al with the Pixies - I Bleed

The Weird Al Pixies style parody is spot on:

In Mission Statement I love that the paradigm shift is unicorns!

Also I love Lame Claim to Fame but it needs more cowbell.

And more Jonah Hill. 

And more Steve Buscemi.

Feels like a Parody of Camel Walk:

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