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Hello? Who's There? The NFL Touchdown Celebrations Matrix!

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Geege Schuman
7:21 PM Sep 07 2014

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What does the matrix do?

It charts 28 NFL touchdown celebrations, placing them in quadrants based on their individual qualities — specifically: coolness, silliness, corniness, and transcendence.

These are great, and the article includes many gifs and videos to illustrate.

Adam Rifkin
10:16 PM Sep 07 2014

My favorites:

<p>My favorites:</p>

<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-nfl-touchdown-celebrations-matrix/"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/135345-Steve-Smith-rowboat-dance-gif-Tnrs.gif" alt="Steve Smith rowboat dance gif Imgur" /></a></p>

<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-nfl-touchdown-celebrations-matrix/"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/135345-Deion-sanders-prime-time-dance-TuRo.gif" alt="Deion sanders prime time dance gif Imgur" /></a></p>

<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-nfl-touchdown-celebrations-matrix/"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/135345-TO-sharpie-touchdown-dance-gif-ZYSN.gif" alt="TO sharpie touchdown dance gif imgur" /></a></p>

<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-nfl-touchdown-celebrations-matrix/"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/135345-Antonio-Brown-touchdown-dance-a2S7.gif" alt="Antonio Brown touchdown dance gif Imgur" /></a></p>

<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-nfl-touchdown-celebrations-matrix/"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/135345-Victor-Cruz-salsa-dance-gif-Im-0nJT.gif" alt="Victor Cruz salsa dance gif Imgur" /></a></p>

Adam Rifkin
10:25 PM Sep 07 2014

Cam Newton superman and Colin Kaepernick mimicking him:

Adam Rifkin
10:28 PM Sep 07 2014

Love that Kaepernick bicep kiss!

Adam Rifkin
10:28 PM Sep 07 2014

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