"Let's bake cookies for the boys!" ~Malibu Stacy
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Simpsons!
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I believe Malibu Stacy also says Math is hard.
And "Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!"
Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address. [pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping in school! Lisa: [groans, pulls Stacy's cord again] Stacy: Let's bake some cookies for the boys! Lisa: Come on, Stacy. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak. Don't you have anything relevant to say? [pulls cord] Stacy: Don't ask me, I'm just a girl. [giggles coquettishly] Bart: Right on! Say it, sister. Lisa: It's not funny, Bart. Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act -- that they can never be more than vacuous ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband, and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and have a rich husband! Bart: [pause] Just what I was going to say.
-- Shyeah, right, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"