Illusha "Two" Shots of Vodka Vine gif
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Vodka!
Yeah, that's two shots of vodka. Two MOM shots:
"That looks about right. Can confirm. Am Russian."
And to think, I've been doing it wrong all of these years.
FiftyShadesOfBrown says "when white people don't know how much to pour":
You guys are silly. Texas drawl: One thousand one, One thousand Two, and a baker's splash. Looks legit.
And that is why everything is bigger in Texas.