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The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks is if there's a 300 dollar hooker sitting in it. ~Better Call Saul


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Runners up for best lines of episodes 1 and 2:

"Real discreet. Like a stripper pole in a mosque."

"You're like a troll under a bridge."

"Petty with a prior."

"...near-honor students..."

"I just talked you down from a death sentence to 6 months' probation. I'm the best lawyer ever!"

The car line was a good one ;)  He definitely has the gift of gab, especially his convincing Tuco to not kill the 3 of them.

Yes, that was so brilliant I need to go back and watch it again!