Panda Asks for Hug to Get Down from Tree
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How to defend yourself from bears:
Brown - walk away slowly and be non threatening.
Black - stand your ground and be very threatening.
White - pray.
Panda - hug it and revel in its adorable uselessness.
Koala bears - not real. Koalas are marsupials.
Drop bears - run and hide, but don't be optimistic. None can escape the might of a drop bear.
Water bears - cannot be beat but pose no threat.
Red pandas - watch from afar. If you get too close it may either eat you or have an orgy.
Big Gay Manly Bears - all these want is love. Just don't force it.