Tell it to the judge: I'm innocent, I tell ya! I'm not wearing a burglar's mask - it's my natural coloration. I'm no good for jail! Don't incarcerate me! You've got the wrong bear!

(Kai Kai is undergoing quarantine before relocating to Wildlife Reserves Singapore.)

Photo: Wong Maye-E, Associated Press/SF

He's incarcerated and on probation!

He got out three years from now just to commit more crimes.

Freeze! Rock!

DON'T DO IT!

I see your Paul Robeson and raise you a Johnny Cash...