My favorite is reason five:

5. It’s actually getting very hard for me to re-cap this movie because all I want to do is watch and quote it...

I know I can’t be the only person who’s watched Mean Girls 25925285 times (a.k.a. to the point where I use quotes in actual conversations on a regular basis), so I also know I can’t be the only person who can’t actually WATCH the movie anymore without quoting it or putting part of it in my Facebook status or saying it out loud if there’s another person in the room (or even if there isn’t). And I say all of this with confidence because I refuse to believe I’m clinically insane.

I'll stop trying to make fetch happen now...