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Going Way Too Deep Down the Rabbit Hole With Nicki Minaj’s Recent Bar Mitzvah Appearance


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These middle school memories aren’t completely out of the blue. They’re rearing their heads now because a joyous event happened over the weekend, one that few people would know of had Nicki Minaj not taken to Instagram on Sunday to alert the world of the glory of early-teen boys.

Going Way Too Deep Down the Rabbit Hole With Nicki Minaj s Recent Bar Mitzvah Appearance

This is the picture. Don’t come at me with other pictures, thinking they’re better. Because they’re not. This is it.

The event: Matt’s bar mitzvah. Who is Matt? None of our business, because he’s a 13-year-old boy. None of the boys above are Matt, however. This is Matt:

Going Way Too Deep Down the Rabbit Hole With Nicki Minaj s Recent Bar Mitzvah Appearance

Matt is tite. Matt is also tall. Much taller than the crew in the other picture with Nicki, which might be why Matt wasn’t in that picture. Matt definitely has a #SQUAD, but I’m fairly confident all those boys aren’t in Matt’s #SQUAD.

Some might be, however. There’s a lot of info in this picture. Let’s refer back.

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