Adam Rifkin stashed this in Giraffes!
I just have to watch videos of giraffes fighting after seeing this. They look ridiculous.
Fifth rule of Fight Club: Use whatever you have.
San Diego Wild Animal Park has a behind the scenes Jeep tour. One of the things they worry about is giraffe's smacking you with their head, which due to its hardness, is a very lethal weapon.
Agreed, you really don't want to be smacked by a giraffe.
They have hard noggins!!!