How to be Swedish
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Get your white furniture, candles, and squeezy tubes of fish roe paste ready, people.
Can someone convert to Swedish? This sounds lovely.
DO NOT MAKE A SLOPE.
Why no slope?
It's cheesy.
Using the designated correct slicer for the job, you always follow the slicing rules: DO NOT MAKE A SLOPE. This is a cardinal sin. Simply slice a bit from each side every time and the cheese will stay level. If it’s not level, you lose 3 Swedify points.
Is level cheese more delicious? Does it have a practical reasoning behind it?
Who wants to eat a J-shaped cheese?!!? You want it to be nice and even all around...
6:37 PM Apr 07 2016