Boy, that escalated quickly. 

Bezos briefly attended UF in his youth, btw.

I had no idea! Is he from Florida?

He is Texan and his stepfather is a Cuban immigrant who worked for Exxon. 

"(Jeff) Bezos often displayed scientific interests and technological proficiency; he once rigged an electric alarm to keep his younger siblings out of his room.[16] The family moved to Miami, Florida, where he attended Miami Palmetto Senior High School. While in high school, he attended the Student Science Training Program at the University of Florida, receiving a Silver Knight Award in 1982.[17] He was high school valedictorian [18] and was a National Merit Scholar.[19]"

Wow is he impressive! I had no idea he is Texan with Cuban stepfather. 

Jeff Bezos, Florida Man. ;)

Now there's a funny thought.