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Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider

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There have been previous incidents, including one in 2009, when a bird is believed to have dropped a baguette onto critical electrical systems.

Geez animals! Take it easy!

After the shutdown did the weasel go pop?

More like "zzzt!"

So the weasel didn't survive?

I'm pretty sure weasels are part of a super advanced secret society and they tried to slow down humanity's progress to keep their advance.

Which is why weasels have such a bad reputation for being so weaselly. 

Well I'm definitely going to add "dropped a baguette" to my lexicon to describe small accidents with catastrophic consequences.

Yes it's astounding what damage a baguette can do. 

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