My favorite line is: "There is never a right time for pre-shredded cheese, but it’s an especially poor choice here." Word.

Omg yes! So true!!

I love how many jalapeños they use. :)

I went someplace once and instead of a big heaping mess of nachos, they had perfectly laid out, super thick chips with just the perfect amount of everything on it including a jalapeno on top of every single one.  It was more like an OCD-friendly sliced nacho pizza than nachos.  It was really good, but we all had a nice laugh at the non-traditionalist presentation.

That's funny because nachos are meant to be chaotic!