When you've lost something, your pocket is the place you need to look at least six or seven hundred times. ~George Carlin
Adam Rifkin stashed this in George Carlin
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Guilty as charged.
The wording is terribly off. Try listening to the original recording of this routine (found on Carlin's "Playin' With Your Head").