When you've lost something, your pocket is the place you need to look at least six or seven hundred times. ~George Carlin

When you ve lost something your pocket is the place you need to look at least six or seven hundred times George Carlin

Source: 9GAG

Adam Rifkin
11:42 PM Oct 17 2012

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Guilty as charged.

Adam Rifkin
11:42 PM Oct 17 2012

The wording is terribly off. Try listening to the original recording of this routine (found on Carlin's "Playin' With Your Head").

SatanBear Dmischief
4:17 PM Sep 04 2013

Thank you bear. I found this clip:

When I have time, I will transcribe.

I think the lesson here is to not trust anything from 9gag as a reliable reference.

Adam Rifkin
4:42 PM Sep 04 2013