They're made of Kevlar, so I wonder if they are also bulletproof?

Haha. If they were a little thicker? ;) What folks need are socks that never stink!

These socks look like they're made out of bullish*t. Good luck getting these delivered!

Worse than Smarter Socks but better than Sad Socks:

 My kids are obsessed with Nike sports socks.  They're off the charts expensive, come in every single color combination, and I can't even tell you how popular they are.