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Dashing through the snow... Get the fuck out of my way...


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Fear Wolf "Get the F outta my way" goes round the Internet this time every year...

You can even find "Jingle Bells, Go To Hell" on YouTube:

The whole song is making the rounds on Tumblr:

Dashing through the snow,

Get the fuck out my way!

You’re so fucking slow,

And fat, What do you weigh?

You can’t fucking sing,

I’ll start a fucking fight.

Get out of my way you fucking ho,

I’m driving here tonight, Oh!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY, HEY!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

RUN THAT ASS CAUSE YOU CAN’T HIDE,

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH.

A day or two ago,

You though that i had died,

You knew it was a lie,

Now you run and hide.

You had sex and you drank,

You deserve just what you got,

Your body will smell rank,

Because your corpse will rot Oh!

GO TO HELL, GO TO HELL,

DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.

I SAID IT ONCE, I’LL SAY IT TWICE,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, HEY!

GO TO HELL, GO TO HELL,

DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.

I SAID IT ONCE, I’LL SAY IT TWICE,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!

Dashing through the snow,

Get the fuck out of my way!

Killing all these hoes,

Laughing all the way!

HA HA HA!

The snow is turning red,

I think these skanks are dead,

Then I’ll go all necrophiliac on their ass,

AND FUCK THEM IN THE HEAD OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY, HEY!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE,

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH.

Lyrics from:

thefreebitch

funny junk

estoesunurloriginal

I, for one, would welcome an Insanity Wolf Jingle Bells Christmas Album

Insanity Wolf Jingle Bells Christmas meme Get the fuck out of the way

get the fuck out of my way

A very Grumpy Christmas: Grumpy Cat, Grumpy Cat, Grumpy all the way!

Sing along, Christmas Grumpy Cat!

Grumpy Cat Christmas get the fuck out of my way

Grumpy Cat Jingle Bells!

Dashing through the NO. In a one-horse open GAY. Over the feels we go. Smashing all the way!

Dashing through the NO grumpy cat Jingle Bells

I wonder if someone could do the whole song in memes...

Fa la la la la la la Put Me Down.

Grumpy Cat Christmas Fa la la la la la la Put Me Down.

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