❝ The owners say the donuts are legal because they cookthe fillings to eliminate the alcohol while still leaving the strong flavors behind. ❞

The circle of gluttony is complete!

All the flavor of alcohol with none of the benefits?!

If I can't get drunk off these donuts, what's the point???

But donuts themselves have an intoxicating effect!

Too much donuts and booze can really wear a person out, though.

Homer likes ice cream sandwiches, too: