Every time I think this show can't get more over the top, they one-up themselves:

Last night was Ladies’ Night at Briarcliff, and by “Ladies’ Night” I mean that ladies were on the torture menu exclusively. Nipple lampshade appetizers? Sure thing. Sliced abdomens over alien babies? You got it. Lobotomy frozen islands? Falling-down-a-trap-door parfait? Cold-corpse-of-your-ex-girlfriend flambé? NO THANK YOU, I’M FULL. But we’ve removed the teeth, sir. Well, then. OK!

We're only 5 episodes into this season? Geez, this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better...

Will scour Tumblr for my favorite scenes.

American Horror Story: Are You Afraid?

"No." I don't believe you.

Alma and I always wanted kids. We always talked about having two or three.

Always tomorrow. And now there will be no more tomorrow. For either of us.

Everything you said was true. She's alive! I saw her...

You think I'm crazy? Crazy or insane... Comparing seasons 1 and 2:

God always answers to our prayers, Judy.

It's just rarely the answer we're looking for.

So many things happened in this episode...

I see you found my little hobby.

We're going to continue our therapy now, Lana.

You can begin by kissing her cold lips. Don't worry, she won't bite.

The horror, the horror...

Review: http://io9.com/5961071/american-horror-story-rips-off-the-face-of-bloody-face

"Last week's episode was a doozy. Was anyone else immediately furious that Anne Frank was cast on this show? This show has a big pair of brass ones. Thankfully, she's not Anne Frank (??) and is just completely insane. But what I really cherished about part 1 was the play on insanity. Everybody's reality gets twisted and turned. Grace claims she was a victim, but in reality she was a murderer. Kit claims he's innocent — but by the end of the episode he's ready to confess. Lana imagines herself winning the Pulitzer Prize, and is willing to subject herself to aversion therapy to convince herself that she likes men (an absolutely brutal scene). This all played in nicely with the Anne Frank plot line. All in all, I absolutely adored the perception of reality that was getting played with in Part 1. Very creepy, and very clever."

"After Part 2, Paulson is screwed, clearly. But then again, Dr. Thredson seemed pretty captivated with the idea of "his story" being told. So maybe he will just torture her for a very, very long time next to her frozen sweetie, and then let her go. It could happen. Honestly the actors on this show are so top notch, they can turn just about any wacky plot around, it's Lange, Paulson and the rest of the crazy cast that make this show's brand of crazy palatable."