I was going to make you a sandwich. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Sandwich!
Why would anyone ever ask anyone else to make them a sandwich? I can see asking for ingredients next time you are at the store, but if you want something done right...there's no substitute for doing it yourself.
Wait, is that a sandwich made of waffles and bacon and ice cream?! So full of win!!