Errata Security: You are committing a crime right now
Jared Sperli stashed this in internet
Stashed in: LEGOS!!!, Lawyers!
Are you reading this blog? If so, you are committing a crime under 18 USC 1030(a) (better known as the “Computer Fraud & Abuse Act” or “CFAA”). That’s because I did not explicitly authorize you to access this site, but you accessed it anyway. Your screen has a resolution of document.write(screen.width+'x'+screen.height)1920x1080XXX. I know this, because (with malice aforethought) I clearly violated 18 USC 1030(a)(5)(A) by knowingly causing the transmission of JavaScript code to your browser to discover this information.
So we are all going to jail together.
That's silly, you say, because that’s not what the law means. Well, how do you know what the law means? The law is so vague that it’s impossible to tell.
The CFAA was written in 1986. Back then, to access a computer, you had to have an explicit user account and passw
9:36 AM Nov 21 2012