"Hi, I'm Mark Zuckerberg, the guy who coined Zuckerberg's Law, which states that every year internet users share twice as much information as the year before."

Another great Joy of Tech post on Lord Zuckerbeast.

"Sandwich has exited Matt Brown."

Nice of him to clear that up for us.

With this much oversharing, we're gonna need Xzibit to install a ticker in our ticker.