A regular day in Scotland...
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Funny LOL Jokes
Pardon me good sirs...but I am the official kilt inspector... I will need to check to make sure you are wearing them in the traditional way
As a Scotsman, I can vouch... This is pretty much what our country is like 24/7. All kilts, all haggis, all manly, no underwear.
I request permission to be your assistant.
I'd like to put the tart in tartan. Thank you, Adam. This pic is like "ladies drink free."
Geege, ha! You are very welcome.