Apparently there was more than one longboat on the water today.

Rower Henrik Rummel gets the bronze for his world-class rowing, but he gets the gold for his ginormous love pump, which he proudly flaunted at the award ceremony.

In this rare photo we see a 100% real Olympic boner flaccid penis.

Well done, Mr. Rummel.

I'm sorry, we're going to need an Olympic judge's ruling here...

After taking Reddit by storm, Rummelator responded:

"This is me and I swear it's not erect!" Rummel posted under the Rummelator username.

"I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go."

Another user responded: "Dude when you win a medal in the goddamn olympics your penis can be however you want. You earned it."

Well played, Rummelator. Well played.

Apparently a professional penisseur was consulted to determine whether Rummel's flag was flying at full mast, and the answer is no.

Says Rummel: "If I did have [an erection] you can bet I would've tried harder to cover it up with the flowers."

Michael Phelps is not impressed.