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Olympic Boner

Apparently there was more than one longboat on the water today.

Rower Henrik Rummel gets the bronze for his world-class rowing, but he gets the gold for his ginormous love pump, which he proudly flaunted at the award ceremony.

In this rare photo we see a 100% real Olympic boner flaccid penis.

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Well done, Mr. Rummel.

5:10 PM Aug 07 2012

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I'm sorry, we're going to need an Olympic judge's ruling here...

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After taking Reddit by storm, Rummelator responded:

"This is me and I swear it's not erect!" Rummel posted under the Rummelator username.

"I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go."

Another user responded: "Dude when you win a medal in the goddamn olympics your penis can be however you want. You earned it."

Well played, Rummelator. Well played.

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4:17 PM Aug 08 2012

The Rummelator has a pretty cute girlfriend. I guess tonight he'll be taking his boat across the finish line once more.

5:13 PM Aug 07 2012

Apparently a professional penisseur was consulted to determine whether Rummel's flag was flying at full mast, and the answer is no.

Says Rummel: "If I did have [an erection] you can bet I would've tried harder to cover it up with the flowers."

5:23 PM Aug 07 2012

Michael Phelps is not impressed.

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12:51 PM Aug 08 2012

McKayla is not impressed!

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12:51 PM Aug 08 2012

10:37 AM Aug 11 2012

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