Saturn should've used Earth Control

Crazy moon lady. One in every solar system.

TIL putting a ring on it doesn't matter.

here ya go, Saturn:  http://rxreliefcard.com/new_alternate_discounts?utm_medium=search&matchtype=b&Network=Search&utm_campaign=newmedia&utm_source=google&search[name]=NUVARING&utm_term=nuvaring+coupon&mboxSession=1354978096154-372857

New alternate discounts, eh?

From a astronomy aspect, that makes absolutely no sense. But as someone who love's play on words, this is hilarious.